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The Blender Wench

pscyhotic mumbo jumbo ramblings of a mere wench

Created on 2004-05-18 14:08:18 (#3187662), last updated 2009-06-26

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Name:Vix
Website:Blenderwench
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THE NAME: BLENDER WENCH

HOW IT HAPPENED: Well, the wench part is pretty self-explanatory . And if it isn't, well, er...umm...too bad.

Anywhoo, I will focus on the blender aspect of my name.....

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, I created my own wonderful drink. It was delicious, sweet, sticky, and very very lethal. The Sticki Vicki was born. With much demand from my unruly crew, I decided to put this concoction in a blender. Ahhhhh.... as a result many were merry, many were passed out. Unfortunately, I was not the best with the machinery, and broke quite a few blenders. Only to replace them time and time again. In my quest for the unbreakable blender, I became fascinated with them. Blenders make everything taste better. Yet, I digress... at one particular gathering many moons ago the blender ran dry. There was an outcry from an ever-so-onry member of the crew "We need drinks! Blender Wench?!?!?!"

And so it was written. All was good in the world.

The Blender Wench was born.
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